Monday, May 18, 2009

Swimwear: Linear Figure

The inaugural swim social is imminent. If the thought of such unequivocal exposure elicits involuntary wincing, the occasion has arisen for a super suit. One which will allow your figure's unique virtues to shimmer.

I make no qualms about excluding bikinis from the super suit category. The bikini-clad are consistently the focus of fashion mortifications in the preface of teen magazines, and super suits should never embarrass you.


Today we start with the linear figure. A particularly shy specimen of sunbathers. While her abdomen is straight so is the rest of her. Below we've outlined a resolution plan specifically for her.

1 hundred 98 cents = your own Super Suit fashion look book cheat sheet.
































Points of note:
  1. Add a touch of romance wherever you want to emphasize a curve. If your lack gusto in the busto, ornament it: ruffles, bows, and high necklines all give the illusion of fullness.
  2. To create curvy hips apply a belt, side ties, fringe, or other feminine details.
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PS: The black suit comes with a removable halter, I recommend using it unless you too want to be featured as a caution to 14-year-old girls across the nation.

6 comments:

  1. so true about bikinis! They are not worth the eventual embarrassment!

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  2. I am so glad that you are doing this. Please do middle figure next!

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  3. I can't decide which suit I love most! I love ruffles. I love that they have the potential to make me a little more curvy on top, especially. And I love that you can find cute one pieces now. :)

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  4. Every year, I dread shopping for a swimsuit, thanks for the help! I am loving the ruffles!

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  5. Love all of them!!!! Love the ruffles, makes me think I'm busty...

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  6. I love the JCrew suits...stunning!

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