small chest
big chest
young chest
old chest
high chest
low chest
narrow chest
broad chest
So far I have researched the diaphanous end of department stores, bonny boutique shops, lacy lingerie showrooms, and every dainty collection short of the ones marked by electric blushing signs.
My report is complete, and I believe it to be comprehensive. But if you and your blooms have a special request please send it to me via comment so I can address it directly.
big chest
young chest
old chest
high chest
low chest
narrow chest
broad chest
So far I have researched the diaphanous end of department stores, bonny boutique shops, lacy lingerie showrooms, and every dainty collection short of the ones marked by electric blushing signs.
My report is complete, and I believe it to be comprehensive. But if you and your blooms have a special request please send it to me via comment so I can address it directly.
How about the breastfeeding breast?
ReplyDeleteplease help those who have turkey timers for nipples.
ReplyDeleteand the aa-ers.
please!
is there hope?
How about the breast that is no longer breastfeeding, but is still somewhat larger than its normal self and, due to said breastfeeding (of more than one child), is heading farther south than one would like? And where might one find a supportive beautiful bra for the larger breast that is white and actually fits true to size?
ReplyDeleteanother breastfeeding breast request. :)
ReplyDeleteHow about pregnant and growing, the breastfeeding and exploding, then shrinking. Do I have to just buy three new bras?
ReplyDeleteOh yes, the nursing tiny to post nursing non-existent! I swear - where does the milk hide in there?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Angie on this one. After breastfeeding I never shrunk down. Just sunk down. :)
ReplyDeletethe tennis balls in gym socks breast...the ones that need a reduction that their supporter cannot yet afford? the crepe paper skinned breast...oh how the mighty twins have fallen, they must rise again!
ReplyDeleteI'd like info on under wires!
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