Wednesday, September 14, 2011

eShakti: Sewn to You


eShakti presents a plump panacea.  

If you suffer from an underfed wallet, enjoy decadent fashion at temperate prices.  

If your closet has been injured by dimensional discrimination (yes my full figured foxes, it is unjust) they offer every pretty piece up to a size 26.   

If you've contracted a fitting room phobia in response to repeated defeats with uncompromising tag digits (trousers that are always an inch thrifty at the ankles, dresses that fit one half while either squeezing or swallowing the other half, tops that consistently reveal two fingers too much of decolletage), protect and sooth your unsizable form with customized tailoring.

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Sit down and I will consult you through my own operation.  Examine the above cream embroidered confection.  Undeniably darling, but even in the heat of an Arizona September (Fall initiates post Halloween) I would have to wear it like so, below, with an extra sweater, maybe a belted waist warmer, and if it even approaches the vicinity of my knees, you can assure yourself that stockings will be involved. 

Turns out, eShakti was kind and crafty enough to cap sleeve  the frock, just for my shy little arms.  I could have asked for a full half or extended three-quarter depending on my fancy too.

eShakti sewing surgeons will operate on the necklines, hem, torso seams, or any other detail to fit the garment directly to your measurements and personal fashion fancies. And they won't even ask you to post them any appendages in return.


In celebration, I am offering you  
$20 off your order. 

Order up their Freshy Fall line using this less than clandestine code: 
 CARDIGAN0811

Now while you wait no more than seven days for your order to ship, tell me about your most difficult dimension to fit.
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Now for all of you wondering why I've awkwardly arranged my skirt in the second image?  Imagine a sunny Sabbath.  You've just arrived at the Chapel and your darling baby boyfriend looks so snuggly and far away in his carseat.  You unhook his impediments, and seat him on your cream colored lap only to realize your husband diapered him last and he very much enjoyed last night's carrots.  At least its machine washable.

1 comment:

  1. Would you mind letting me know which neckline you chose? The scoop looks a bit too demure on the mannequin, but I hesitate to spring for the deep-and-wide scoop for fear it will show off my holy underthings. Yours looks perfect!

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