Swimwear Edition 2011: How to Keep Cleavage Covered

How can we support our substantial sisters in swimmers while avoiding overexposure?  

Andrea & Elisa

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Dear AndrElisa,

Let's define the posutre of your predicament.  First you want to support the lady eggs, but most under-wire options not only buoy your girls up but also offer them up for display. 

First, try a modest solution equipped with underwire, (a must for anyone D and above).  But for sans-wire swimsuits, experiment with a swim bra.   An underwire bandeau like the one featured below can be layered under any swim solution, thereby broadening your swim wardrobe possibilities.  Standard stretch tube bandeaus can also be layered to add compression and coverage to your nest.

Next, while you don't want to brandish your busting fission, an aquatic turtle-neck would just amplify the territory.  Uninterrupted expanses of fabric offer an overwhelming visual buffet.  Diving necklines actually break the bust into optically digestible bite size pieces.

One strap suits and high neck halters are available answers to this fashion quandry.  The still divide the area in question while providing modest coverage.

High-Neck Swimmers

Modest swimwear options to keep your lady eggs nested.

One-Piece Swimwear by L-Space
One-Piece Swimwear by DKNY

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