Christmas fashion improprieties continue with yet another fashion trend that should be left to persons without a full set of permanent teeth.
Today we sentence the adult onesie with just two critical counts:
- This fashion is entirely dysfunctional. Without the convenience of a diaper, a onesie defeats expeditious elimination.
- What is adorable on a cherubic, pre-pubescent body, becomes utterly deplorable once anatomical personals and eccentricities have grown in.
Below are a few examples:
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| One can applaud the functional addition of a front zipper, but must proceed to ask what will be kept in the pockets |
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| The semi-sheer back view is even more unfortunate as it includes a hood and no trap door |
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| Toddler couture in size 25T for just over $150 |
Acceptable (but not necessarily applaudable) Alternatives:
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| A more modest cut mimics a blouse and high-waisted trousers, however, I'm not sure you wouldn't appreciate the functionality and versatility of a separate blouse and trouser even more |
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| A little short for my taste, but at least it doesn't cling to every imaginable feature |
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I know someone who wears brown onesies. well, that is what I have heard, anyways. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of this style at all, and it doesn't really even matter what their body type is. I just don't like it. You are speaking all kinds of truth this week, and I love reading it.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what anyone says: pink footy pajamas are awesome on anyone who has the balls to wear them!
ReplyDeleterompers should be reserved only for those who actually romp. at a playground. or a romper room.
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